Poems

Seriously, this is probably the cleverest poem ever, but definitely the cleverest thing I'll ever do.

If I could Write a Poem

It would be about Her.

I would write a poem with

The Best Hyperbole Ever.

The similies would be as shocking

as an electric chair of metaphors

I would personify her beckoning eyes

the Onomatopoeia would thunder and roar

With a little allitteration, it would win her heart

But I'd ruin the rhyme, end with a pun

and so I'm too scared to properly meet her.

And then there's this one:

Yes, You Can Book Me For Either One!

This video is pretty much the story of my Acting Life...

So, book me as a Latino, African American, WHATEVER-

Just BOOK ME- You'll be right!

My Favorite Effect Of Make Up Sex

What is the Real Effect of Make Up Sex on a relationship?

I used to LOVE having Make Up Sex with my last girlfriend... thing is, she started finding ways to have fights with me all the time. Now that I think about it, that's sort of a compliment, isn't it?

Make Up Sex Effect

That was my main complaint about her- that we fought all the time. Little snippy things became full-blown arguments quickly.
But the Make Up Sex was really good... until even that got routine.

So maybe my wife has a point; maybe Make Up Sex DOES encourage fighting.

But damn... I mean...there's only one real way to find out....

 How Does This "Stay At Home Mom" Make More Money Than Her Husband? (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT)

Have you had any good make up sex lately?

Even crazier- having a fight about whether or not to have Make Up Sex! I can't win!

Eric Worre Retires From MLM?

WOW! Eric Worre Retires from Network Marketing!

You heard the news: Eric Worre, the host of NetworkMarketingPro.com has announced his retirement from building in Network Marketing.

For some, this is a surprise, for others- we already knew the day was coming when “Eric Worre Retires”! Actually, it was years ago!

As a member of Eric Worre’s mlm group, I knew he had stopped building a few YEARS ago. He didn’t say it, but when the revenues from NetworkMarketingPro.com overshadowed his income from building an MLM business, we knew he was mentally gone.

And that was without any meetings, home parties, or being on the phone badgering his downline to get out and do something! LOL!

Are you paying attention?

He left Network Marketing because his BLOGGING BUSINESS was making him WAY more money.

So hey- Eric Worre retired from that- why not?

He’s providing more value for more people, so maybe now “Eric Worre retires” means that more people will be affected by his experience… but will he still have credibility? Will his trainings be full of fluff from “The Old Days”, or will it still be actionable and useful?

Will he actually teach people how HE'S making money now?
Not if he's telling them to buy 10 copies of his book and give it to their downline!

It’s part of the double-edged sword of being a generic trainer. So far, he’s done a great job!

Eric Worre Retires but still holds position…

I don’t believe that he has given up his position in his MLM company (that would be silly), but I think he’s seen the light- the days of cold calling, home parties, and 3-foot rule are over. He is proving it by showing that the real “BETTER WAY” is through finding a niche market and using the internet to blog, connect, and provide value that people pay for.

This is not the first time “Eric Worre Retires” has made news. When Eric Worre retired from Agel and moved to his final company, there was quite a shakeup, and people thought then that Eric Worre retired from Network Marketing, but he surprised everyone when he joined another solid, traditional company.

Eric Worre Retires

Eric Worre Retired, but will always support Network Marketers

So, even though he’s leaving the actual work of Network Marketing, he’ll be supporting Network Marketers by providing tips and advice on NetworkMarketingPro.com. Does that mean he’s now become a “Shovel-Seller”, or is it just the safest and best way to truly be a help?

I guess only time will tell, but as his friend, admirer, and mentee, I say he’s got some guts!

And for the rest of us who want to make Network Marketing a Major Source of Income, your Final Opportunity Presentation is quite an eye opener!

However, if you'd rather actually do what he's been doing since Eric Worre Retired, go HERE

Sugar is Killing Us, You F*cking Moron.

Sugar is Killing Us.

I've upped the language here to make sure people get it.

I blog about health on occasion, and usually about how NOT to freak out over it, and yeah, I eat candy, and yeah, I drink soda too.

But Sugar is POISON, just like alcohol or cigarettes.

(I don't f*ck with cigarettes. Only F*cking Idiots do that.)

Today a new study came out in the New York Times today about how Sugar is killing us. If you bother to read it, it'll tell it like it is- there is NO DOUBT among the scientific community two things-

1- "Obesity doesn't cause diabetes: sugar does."

2- "It isn't simply overeating that can make you sick; it’s overeating SUGAR. We finally have the proof we need for a verdict: sugar is toxic."

Toxic means poisonous. Sugar is POISONOUS.

Sugar is killing us.

So Stop eating all the sugar, and stop SELLING all the sugar-laden crap to people and telling them it's healthy-

You're KILLING THEM.

You can read more here- It's the Sugar, Folks - NYTimes.com. Or just share this headline, so that even if people don't read the study, they'll hear the message that...

Sugar is killing us.

Click- How does this Mom of three stay at home but make more money than her husband? 

Coca-Cola Gets Honest- Finally!

Can you imagine a commercial where Coca-Cola gets honest?

I dunno who made this video, but I was just chatting on Facebook with someone who was APPALLED that Bloomberg passed a measure to prevent certain stores from selling LARGE quantities of soda. "Who does he think he is telling me what I can drink!" was the sentiment, and that "Government is becoming a NANNY STATE!" was the outrage he expressed.

I tried to explain that  the limit wasn't on what you can DRINK, just on what someone could SELL, and that I was all for it because I see Soda as POISON.
  The Honest Coca-Cola Obesity Commercial - YouTube.

If you can imagine a world where Coca-Cola gets Honest, then you might see why someone might want to put a limit on profiting from POISONING... now Cigarettes are next! 

By the way, I definitely drink Coca-Cola, but only about one can a week... and usually with Rum (I'm Cuban)! :-D

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Harlem Shake by SendOutCards

Many people know I am a fan of SendOutCards.com and a fan of these Harlem Shake videos.
Well, here is a Harlem Shake video from the production room over at SendOutCards and I think it's super-fun-




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