Hilarious Olive Garden Sketch is TRUE TO LIFE!!

I haven't laughed this hard at an SNL sketch in a long time. Don't get me wrong- I love SNL, but this sketch felt like it was written for me ... Because I have done an Olive Garden spot! Here's the SNL sketch from this weekend, and  below is my commercial- don't blink!!   Olive Garden - SNL (BTW- Congrats to everyone who will join the LIVE "Next Generation" Blogging class for only $37 instead of $97- STILL ON SALE HERE We start on Monday, 9pm EST Here's a video I captured of MY Olive Garden spot that earned me something like $50,000 or so....   Bones Eating Olive Garden That's because I am FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT If you would like that too, then get the BLOGGING COURSE NOW and join us on Monday night! What are you WAITING for? -Bones P.S.- You buy the old course now, then we'll make the NEW ONE LIVE, and YOU get to get it all for a discount! CLICK HERE AND GET IT NOW

The Best Jobs for Actors… Hint: It’s NOT Waiting Tables!

The Best Jobs for Actors…

Hint: It’s NOT Waiting Tables.

 I’m Pete Luna, an actor/comedian/writer living in New York City.

 

I have some good news, and some bad news.

Bad news first:

BEING AN ACTOR SUCKS!

Don’t misunderstand, acting is awesome – it’s fun and freeing. You get to express yourself, tell stories, delight an audience. People give you nice clothes to wear and (usually) good food to eat. Your only worry is your OBJECTIVE. You get to do what you love.

But BEING an actor sucks.

You know what I mean – everyone tells you to quit and get a real job. “Oh, you’re not still doing that acting thing, are you?” People tell you how hard the business is because the odds ARE against you and most people don’t make it anyway.

Then you get a chance to some great work, but it doesn’t pay, or you do some crappy work because it does pay. You barely have enough money to squeeze by between gigs, and while your “regular job” friends are going on vacations, you go nowhere because you’re always broke.

And you’re always on the verge of giving up once and for all

Please know that it’s not your fault.

Our teachers told us to work on our craft, get “survival jobs,” send out headshots and WAIT to “be discovered.”

 

That’s what they taught us (even though it obviously didn’t work for them), so that’s what you’re doing, right? That’s what most people do.

And that’s why most people fail.

Everyone knows that the acting business is fucking tough, and most people quit before ever making any real money. They give up and get desk jobs and say things like “I had to grow up sometime,” while less talented people who “know someone” get all the jobs. I hear it all the time.

Now for the GOOD NEWS!

Some people have figured out a way to pursue careers without having to starve, wait tables, or live with their parents.

In fact, I know a guy who hasn’t had a day job in over 15 years! How? He learned how to set up “Online Vending Machines.” Those machines in turn send him checks in the mail over and over and over again.

And he’s teaching actors about it in a video I just watched called “No More Waiters- How To Build Your Acting Business WITHOUT A Day Job”: 

Since he makes money without a day job, he’s been able to go on auditions, do shows, and shoot dozens of commercials. In fact he just met with a network for a sitcom pilot! Awesome, right? Bones has done very little TV and film, but so far in his career he’s managed to make almost $400,000 strictly from acting work.

Let me repeat that – $400,000 for acting.

One more time – $400,000

What the shit?! How? Hard to believe . . . and Bones is a CLOSE friend of mine!

He’s teaching me and I know it works because I’ve SEEN him make money.

Now I’ve worked day jobs, waited tables, tended bar, done temp work, and booked more damn background gigs than I care to count. Bones never has to ask anyone for time off, to switch shifts, or pretend he’s sick in order to audition. 

He does whatever he wants whenever he wants.

And he does that Every. Single. Day.

Sometimes that means working on his acting career. Other times it’s playing with his son.

And sometimes it means doing nothing at all.

Lucky bastard!

When I told him I wanted that too, he sent me his book, which you’ll find HERE

I know what I WANT to do – instead of working a day job, I’ll play my new XBOX One with my brilliant niece.

How about YOU?

What will you do when you STOP trading your time for money?

Now most people who hear about this kind of thing want to find out more. That makes perfect sense.

There are some, however, who won’t. You know the type – people who would rather go out for a drink, smoke something, and bitch about how “Hollywood” isn’t really “genuine” anymore.

They do everything except what they should be doing. Those people have nothing but excuses.

If you’re that type, there’s no need to keep reading.

But if you’re the first type, the kind who wants to be free to create, AND if you have enough courage to do some work, then you’ll love what you learn from Bones.

BUT HERE'S THE CATCH

(there’s always a catch)

From this moment forward, realize that YOU are responsible for your own success, and that you have to TAKE ACTION.

In school, we could just “learn” and then not have to DO anything. It was so simple then.

Real life is different.

You never get rewarded for doing nothing.
So here’s your chance. If you just want to take the “blue pill” and go back to the “unfairness” of life, and wait tables, wait for perfection, and wait to be discovered, go ahead. You’ll do nothing but wait.

Or you can take the RED PILL, and discover an entirely new world.
A world where your time is always YOURS.
You can do whatever you WANT to do with it.
Live the life you were always meant to have.

Imagine being true to yourself all the time.
Doing what you want whenever you want.
Priceless, isn’t it?

If you’ve read this far, I know Bones can help you, because he's helping me!

Click HERE RIGHT NOW and watch the video of “NO MORE WAITERS” – if it doesn't blow your mind, you don’t have a mind .

That’s how great I think it is. And I’m right in this case.

See you on set! Or stage! Or both!

Pete Luna

Flashing The "White Power" Sign At The White House?

No, this isn't bullshit.

In an effort to distract from the craziness that is the Trump-Russia investigation, the Cheeto-in-Chief is doing everything and anything to get attention.

So he has a photo op in the white house with a bunch of kids.

For some reason, he taks ONE picture with ONE kid.

ONLY One kid.... look at :31

And the kid flashes up the newest "White Power" sign made popular online by "pepe".

I know, you think I'm paranoid.

I get it- I'm brown, I am a liberal, so I must cry racism at everything, right?

Or, maybe the evil that we fought in WWII has come back, and is waging a very quiet, hostile takeover.

I'm not the only one:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/is-that-cute-kid-trump-met-at-the-white-house-today-making-the-pepe-symbol/

https://medium.com/@liviascott/adorable-child-visits-the-trump-white-house-and-is-selected-to-flash-the-white-supremacy-hand-dc44ca4f790d#.bdj3h9w1f

Reminder: cute child who posed with Trump this week flashed the White Power Symbol pic.twitter.com/HEKg9IA0Xa

— Livia Scott ❄🌹 (@LiviaLove) March 9, 2017

GRADE SCHOOL DANCE BATTLE! BOYS VS GIRLS!

Ok, so this brought back some memories for me, from when I used to get in a circle and school girls on how they should.... no. wait. None of that happened.
I was too busy playing role-playing games and making up stories to dance in Junior high school.

Well, until I discovered girls in High school...

But these kids... pretty damn great, and will make you want to S-T-R-E-T-C-H a little:
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I used to have dance moves, but I still dance around the house, and my two-year old thinks I dance "fast", which must count for something. You can call me an "Actor who moves", but it's the level of movement... the range gets smaller and smaller. :-D

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How To Be A Successful Actor- Your FIRST Three Steps!

This great video is by Lisa Gold, who is pretty much a Goddess of helping actors get their careers moving and making money!

Most actors join the profession to act, but what they don't realize os that it's a BUSINESS, and you have to treat it like one.

But what does THAT mean?

It's something that we are NEVER taight in school, and that's why so many actors fail and quit so quickly thinking it's their "lack of talent", or some other such incorrect thing.

Without going to school for acting, I have made over $400,000 as a SAG actor because of learning about the BUSINESS of being an actor instead of relying on my talent for it.

I have learned a ton from Lisa, and I have bought ALL of her courses too.

I'm sharing this video series for the people who are actually going to do something with the information.

Remember: "The Difference Between What You HAVE and What You WANT is APPLIED KNOWLEDGE"

Watch below, and then click the button under the video for more!

Hugh Jackman & Patrick Stewart Interview Each Other "Unscripted"

Dammit, Dammit, Dammit.

"LOGAN" is so damn good.

And these two guys seem to have had a great time making it, and being screen partners for 17 years, that I am jealous. Envious and jealous, and DAMMIT this is a fun interview.

Notice what Hugh Jackman says about his dream as an actor:







Wasn't that great?



Well, if it made you want to Kick-Star Your Career, then I say:



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Comedian Physically Attacked By Trump Supporter- Then makes awesome joke

This is how you know this guy is a professional.



He is doing a regular set, nothing so insightful or great... but then some lady

goes overboard against his Trump joke. Check him out:







This is probably the best thing to happen to this guy's career.

I love the family joke afterwards.



Remember- no matter what happens- stay professional!



Also- if you want to make money without getting drinks thrown at you:



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