OMG- Prince jams a 10-minute "She's Always In My Hair", and now I think I'm moving to Denmark

Whoa.

I've been a big Prince fan from the 80's, and straight through even when he stopped calling himself that, to now. Recently though, I've also become a big PHISH fan, and really love the experience of their instrumental jams, and improvisational riffs on their own songs.

To see PRINCE do a 10-minute jam of one of my favorite songs is just pure JOY for me:
Watch this video while you can, I'm pretty sure it'll be taken down at some point.

3RDEYEGIRL - She's Always In My Hair (The Beautiful Experience - Aarhus, Denmark. Aug 7/2013) - YouTube: ""

On YouTube the comments are all about wanting a great full-length PRINCE concert movie, and whether or not fans would buy it. I have to admit that I think they would, but it would need to be an independent release, and I'm not so sure Warner would allow it.

And that's why more and more people will pirate stuff! Yay for a broken system!

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2 Hot Chicks Reenact Family Guy's 'Epic Chicken Fight'

The story is that 2 stuntwomen asked the internet to pay them $2800 to reenact the animated fight scene from Family Guy between Peter and "The Chicken".
Although it's not shot-for-shot, it's pretty damn good, and I'm thrilled that it only cost $2800!

And so, there IS a link between sex and violence, since I almost got a blister watching both of these violent femmes...
See what I did there?



Big Thanks to GAWKER: Internet Pays Stuntwomen to Reenact Family Guy's 'Epic Chicken Fight':

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How to Look Hot INSTANTLY

So in Half Assed Health I wrote about the idea that as long as your chest is in front of your belly, you'll look sexy. That goes for men and women... although it's easier for women.... because they have boobs.
But this video is all about how angles make a difference when you're doing a selfie:

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Yes, this is a photoshopped or something, but it gets the point across, doesn't it?

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How A Little Girl Makes Money From Her Period

Yeah, yeah, my title is a little hyperbolic, but seriously, this is a GREAT way to sell period products!

The Camp Gyno - YouTube: ""

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Why Are Innocent Little Girls Going To Jail?

It's really easy to let the days of your life slide by.
And if you're in jail, I imagine it's even easier.

Sometimes, you need a little reminder of what is waiting for you outside:


Unbreakable Father-Daughter Bond - YouTube:

If you're not crying, you're a jerk.

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This Group Of People Is Why Everything Sucks

Finally, and answer to "Why Does Everything Suck?"
It's funny that his conclusion isn't about a certain type of people, but how our economic system has chased them, and we have followed it down a hole of shit:

Craig Ferguson Why everything sucks - YouTube: ""
I think he has an excellent point- do you?

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Dear Daughter: I Hope You Have Awesome Sex- AMEN!!!

I can't possibly "like" this short essay enough to express how much I agree with this writer.
I'm not a daddy to a daughter, but I wish this for all the women of the world.

As someone who has sex with women (although lately, only one... which is great...great), I was always confused when someone would want to prevent a woman from their enjoyment of being with me.

I know, it sounds crazy egotistic, and I can even say that not all of them were that blown away (but most were), I sincerely don't know why even women would continue this backwards idea that women should be trying to prevent their own sharing of sex.
I get it that women can get pregnant, and they need to be more careful than men do, but really- when will we drop this whole "women as sexual property" thing? It's one of those ideas that no longer applies, but we keep perpetuating it. Anyway, this guy does a better job than I do:

Dear Daughter: I Hope You Have Awesome Sex — The Good Men Project:

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