Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Another CONAN Spot!


This is me as a "day laborer" for a spot for Conan O'Brien.

It'll air during the Emmys. Pretty funny- look for it!

Another CONAN Spot!


This is me as a "day laborer" for a spot for Conan O'Brien.

It'll air during the Emmys. Pretty funny- look for it!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Edited Manuscript is HERE!!

So, today the publisher sent me back the manuscript for Captain Kirk's Guide To Women, my Star Trek book.

She looks like she was in major surgery!

There are SO many editing marks... she looks like she's been through a WAR!

Still, I looked on AMAZON today, and there she was, with a release date!

http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

I gotta add some last-minute jokes and stuff to her, and then she's off!!

The Edited Manuscript is HERE!!

So, today the publisher sent me back the manuscript for Captain Kirk's Guide To Women, my Star Trek book.

She looks like she was in major surgery!

There are SO many editing marks... she looks like she's been through a WAR!

Still, I looked on AMAZON today, and there she was, with a release date!

http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

I gotta add some last-minute jokes and stuff to her, and then she's off!!

Monday, September 03, 2007

The PAINS of Labor Day!!



Excuse me, but why do we celebrate LABOR DAY?
>
>Doesn't LABOR hurt?
>
>When I was little, and I did something wrong, like
>throwing paper airplanes around the house, my mother
>would say things like "I did NOT spend 20 hours in
>LABOR just so you could almost burn down the house!"
>
>(Oh- I forgot to mention- before I threw the planes,
>I lit them on fire)
>
>Wait a second- we're celebrating the OTHER
>kind of labor?
>
>Wait- like WORK???????
>
>WE'RE CELEBRATING GOING BACK TO WORK????
>
>We're celebrating that summer is OVER,
>and that the girls are going to start
>dressing "conservative" again?
>
>We're celebrating the season where girls STOP going wild?
>
>We're celebrating the thing that you do for
>8 hours a day, 50 weeks a year?
>
>We're celebrating that thing that wakes you up,
>tells you where to go, what to eat, what you can afford
>to wear, schools to go to, and TITLE you have?
>
>Just THINKING about LABOR gives me pains!
>
>Why not celebrate FINANCIAL FREEDOM instead?
>
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>from now until Sept. 19th.
>
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>Help Others
>
>Join the discussion, Join the movement,
>Lead the revolution.
>
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