Best Joker 2006....

Yeah! I won the "Best Joke Teller" Award for 2006 over at

http://www.thejokeproject.com/days/2007_days/010507_qt.htm

I LOVE this site- I mean, they have great taste!!

They film all over New York City; find out where they'll be, and go tell a joke!

Best Joker 2006....

Yeah! I won the "Best Joke Teller" Award for 2006 over at

http://www.thejokeproject.com/days/2007_days/010507_qt.htm

I LOVE this site- I mean, they have great taste!!

They film all over New York City; find out where they'll be, and go tell a joke!

A Deck of Cards = Nice Body?

It's damn cold here in NYC.

Damn Cold.

Since my Gym is across town, and it's DAMN COLD, I am less than motivated to go over there.

However, I DO need to work out.

So, I remembered a workout I used to do in college, and thought I'd do it.

It kicked my ass.

Here it is:

Take a regular deck of 52 cards, and shuffle them.

Then turn over a card:

If it's a Spade, you do that number of squats
If it's a Club, you do that many Pull-ups
If it's a Diamond, you do that many crunches
If it's a Heart, you do that many push-ups.

Aces are worth 20.


You can of course increase the intensity by adding weight, by varying the excercises, by doing full sit-ups instead of crunches, etc.
You can also play with the Jokers being something special- like 10 of each in one big circuit.

I take no responsibility for your muscles the next day.

A Deck of Cards = Nice Body?

It's damn cold here in NYC.

Damn Cold.

Since my Gym is across town, and it's DAMN COLD, I am less than motivated to go over there.

However, I DO need to work out.

So, I remembered a workout I used to do in college, and thought I'd do it.

It kicked my ass.

Here it is:

Take a regular deck of 52 cards, and shuffle them.

Then turn over a card:

If it's a Spade, you do that number of squats
If it's a Club, you do that many Pull-ups
If it's a Diamond, you do that many crunches
If it's a Heart, you do that many push-ups.

Aces are worth 20.


You can of course increase the intensity by adding weight, by varying the excercises, by doing full sit-ups instead of crunches, etc.
You can also play with the Jokers being something special- like 10 of each in one big circuit.

I take no responsibility for your muscles the next day.

If you want another great "OLD-SCHOOL" approach, check this out- It kinda hurts though!

THE SECRET- again!

I can't recommend THE SECRET enough:

I CANNOT RECOMMEND IT ENOUGH.

I also recommend the CD's.

Here's my take on it:

Our THOUGHTS about something generate a FEELING about that, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- and affects your destiny.

Do you realize what this means?

I have finally become a MUTANT with SUPER-POWERS!!!

Let me explain:
See, when I was around 9 years old, and all the way until.... 34, I used to LOSE SLEEP because I was SO EXCITED that I was going to wake up, and my MUTANT POWER would be there.

I THOUGHT about what power I wanted, and while my friends wanted to fly (lame) I wanted to have SUPER TELEKINESIS- because with THAT power, I could do ANYTHING!

The point was, I wanted to be able to DO ANYTHING!

So now, whenever I am thinking about THE SECRET, I imagine that I have FINALLY grown into adolescence, and have the super-powers I have been waiting for, and I can DO ANYTHING!!

So how do you get those feelings when you don't have the thing yet?

Here's what I've been thinking:

When you were younger, and you asked for something for Christmas, and you KNEW you were getting it- didn't you FEEL that energy BEFORE you actually got it?

That's the feeling you need!

So- now that I FEEL like I am a MUTANT with SUPER-POWERS, I've been doing EVERYTHING I can!!!

What's YOUR super-power?

Go get THE SECRET!!!

THE SECRET- again!

I can't recommend THE SECRET enough:

I CANNOT RECOMMEND IT ENOUGH.

I also recommend the CD's.

Here's my take on it:

Our THOUGHTS about something generate a FEELING about that, and those FEELINGS send out a VIBRATION into the Universe- and affects your destiny.

Do you realize what this means?

I have finally become a MUTANT with SUPER-POWERS!!!

Let me explain:
See, when I was around 9 years old, and all the way until.... 34, I used to LOSE SLEEP because I was SO EXCITED that I was going to wake up, and my MUTANT POWER would be there.

I THOUGHT about what power I wanted, and while my friends wanted to fly (lame) I wanted to have SUPER TELEKINESIS- because with THAT power, I could do ANYTHING!

The point was, I wanted to be able to DO ANYTHING!

So now, whenever I am thinking about THE SECRET, I imagine that I have FINALLY grown into adolescence, and have the super-powers I have been waiting for, and I can DO ANYTHING!!

So how do you get those feelings when you don't have the thing yet?

Here's what I've been thinking:

When you were younger, and you asked for something for Christmas, and you KNEW you were getting it- didn't you FEEL that energy BEFORE you actually got it?

That's the feeling you need!

So- now that I FEEL like I am a MUTANT with SUPER-POWERS, I've been doing EVERYTHING I can!!!

What's YOUR super-power?

Go get THE SECRET!!!

www.ContagiousGiving.com

Last night, after performing my "Marital Obligations", I fell asleep (typical man) around 1:30, but woke up at 3am with an IDEA!!

Actually, I've had the BIG version of this idea for a while, but I finally thought of a way for me to START SMALL, and get it going:

www.ContagiousGiving.com

I'm a little wobbly, buut I'm still thinking it all out. Of course while in my fervor, I discovered some other sites already doing this, but that's great- MORE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Gotta go- it seems that I have given myself a TON of stuff to do!!