I found a community where people called "ONTD" Star Trek. That means "Oh No They Didn't!"
A hilarious place, and they were talking about.... well, read on....
Dear men and women of the lesbian and bisexual persuasion, as well as any pansexual Cardassian tailors that may or may not be eavesdropping on this post, have you ever had trouble wooing the finer sex? Have you ever blamed your lack of success not on your very sexy learning disorder, but perhaps on your extreme deficiency of avocado wrap-arounds? Perhaps the problem lies in......