Protest for Women's Equality.... Toplessness

There was a protest about women's equality today, and I was there-
Why are men allowed to be topless, but not women? In the future, I hope
we can all be as equally topless as we want!
here's an interview with Phoenix, who was unlawfully arrested for being topless in 2004:

Me for President!

This is Brilliant:

Me for President!

This is Brilliant:

Obama Chooses Running Mate- Captain James T. Kirk!

What a Ticket!

Russia and Georgia- What Captain Kirk Would Do...

If you've ever wondered how Captain Kirk would handle the situation between Russia and Georgia, here's your answer:



Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

I am a Kid Agin!

Thank GAWD for cable!
Thanks to Toon Disney, I get to watch one of my old favorites:
"Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends"
I loved it when I was 10, and I love watching it now:



It's better than watching either Spider-Man 2 or 3!!

I am a Kid Agin!

Thank GAWD for cable!
Thanks to Toon Disney, I get to watch one of my old favorites:
"Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends"
I loved it when I was 10, and I love watching it now:



It's better than watching either Spider-Man 2 or 3!!

Julius J.Carry a.k.a "Sho Nuff"- vs. Captain Kirk

One of the greatest-because-it's-awful movies of all time: "The Last Dragon"
Why was it great? An actor named Julius J.Carry III, who unfortunately passed away today. His performance as "Sho-Nuff- The Shogun of Harlem" is filled with powerful line delivery- Watch this:



He was the baddest mofo low down around this town.
However, is it enough to beat Captain Kirk's line delivery?



Sho Nuff, we'll miss you- thank you for your work; and now you have joined the other Captains in the sky...

Michael Phelps' 700,000 Friends- and ME!!

From the Baltimore Sun:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-te.to.facebook19aug19,0,7126474.story

Phelps and his 700,000 friends

By Sam Sessa | Sun reporter
August 19, 2008

Yes, Michael Phelps has been called a rock star. But online - at least on Facebook - the Rodgers Forge swimmer is actually much bigger than that.

So many comments poured in yesterday, part of his fan profile site temporarily crashed, Facebook officials said.

By noon yesterday, the Olympic swimmer had more than 700,000 fans, from high schoolers to parents. That's second only to presidential candidate Barack Obama (1,344,000), and more than Coldplay (501,000) and Michael Jordan (108,000) combined.

His fans have posted more than 30,000 comments on his wall, including marriage proposals, generic compliments ("he's sooo amazinggg!!!") and jealous insults ("you suck"). Here are our top five posts that stuck out from all the rest:

•"I think you deserve a word named after you. Like if your day is going well, or you do something awesome, you say 'Hey thats Phelps.' Anyway keep it up man. Your a great inspiration." - Richard Shuping

•"Michael Phelps, you're so good Morgan Freeman narrates your life" - Anthony Pancochar

•"Totally regretting the fact that I gave up on swimming lessons when I was 10." - Lauren Sciacca

•"A bunch of us ... have taken the challenge to eat like you and work out for 5 hours (broken up throughout the day, of course) for a week to see if we could keep up. Doubt it could happen and it'll most likely go to our thighs." - Tomasi Akimeta

•"Fantastic. We are all proud of you, and are talking about you. But can you beat Captain Kirk?" - Bones Rodriguez

Yay!! That was ME!!

Michael Phelps' 700,000 Friends- and ME!!

From the Baltimore Sun:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-te.to.facebook19aug19,0,7126474.story

Phelps and his 700,000 friends

By Sam Sessa | Sun reporter
August 19, 2008

Yes, Michael Phelps has been called a rock star. But online - at least on Facebook - the Rodgers Forge swimmer is actually much bigger than that.

So many comments poured in yesterday, part of his fan profile site temporarily crashed, Facebook officials said.

By noon yesterday, the Olympic swimmer had more than 700,000 fans, from high schoolers to parents. That's second only to presidential candidate Barack Obama (1,344,000), and more than Coldplay (501,000) and Michael Jordan (108,000) combined.

His fans have posted more than 30,000 comments on his wall, including marriage proposals, generic compliments ("he's sooo amazinggg!!!") and jealous insults ("you suck"). Here are our top five posts that stuck out from all the rest:

•"I think you deserve a word named after you. Like if your day is going well, or you do something awesome, you say 'Hey thats Phelps.' Anyway keep it up man. Your a great inspiration." - Richard Shuping

•"Michael Phelps, you're so good Morgan Freeman narrates your life" - Anthony Pancochar

•"Totally regretting the fact that I gave up on swimming lessons when I was 10." - Lauren Sciacca

•"A bunch of us ... have taken the challenge to eat like you and work out for 5 hours (broken up throughout the day, of course) for a week to see if we could keep up. Doubt it could happen and it'll most likely go to our thighs." - Tomasi Akimeta

•"Fantastic. We are all proud of you, and are talking about you. But can you beat Captain Kirk?" - Bones Rodriguez

Yay!! That was ME!!

Baltimore Knows the deal

I made a comment on Michael Phelps' Facebok yesterday,
and the Baltimore Sun saw it (read this story 'til the end):

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-te.to.facebook19aug19,0,7126474.story

Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk

Now that Michael Phelps has become the winningest olympian ever, therefore boldly going where no man has gone before, he must be measured by the yardstick of human male achievement: Captain Kirk.

They BOTH have many things in common:

1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.



However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.

Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.

So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.

Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!

http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

The FREE System that Rocks my world!

I just want to reiterate again how impressed I am with the Spiderweb system.

The way it's set up is 100% FREE, and it includes all of this amazing stuff.
I use a personal domain name for it:

'

http://www.JobsStink.com

Because it just works better that way- don'tcha think?
While everyone is busy "Acting as if", I'm just doing my thing, enjoying life, and the system does the rest.

By the way, if you're reading this, you have nothing to lose by checking it out,
and EVERYTHING to gain.

http://www.JobsStink.com

Star Trek Convention Las Vegas 2008 Montage...

Here's the Montage video:



http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

Ahhh, Vegas....

How GREAT was the Star Trek Convention in Vegas?


To see more: Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

Ahhh, Vegas....

How GREAT was the Star Trek Convention in Vegas?


To see more: Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

Best Star Trek Book Ever?

Well, I'm very partial to "The Return" by William Shatner, but these women have a different opinion...


I'm not arguing...

We're in VEGAS Baby!!

We're in Vegas promoting "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women" at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!

We have a bunch of great pictures- including this one with WALTER KOENIG, who played CHEKOV on the Original series:


Did I mention I had NEW KIRKETTES?

We're in VEGAS Baby!!

We're in Vegas promoting "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women" at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!

We have a bunch of great pictures- including this one with WALTER KOENIG, who played CHEKOV on the Original series:


Did I mention I had NEW KIRKETTES?

Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the
LAS VEGAS KIRKETTES!!



No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Off to Vegas!!

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks:

I gave 1/8 to 1/12 of myself away!!

I gave blood today at a blood drive bus. It was pretty cool, and I met some people from my neighborhood. A group had come together wh were friends of someone who died of a seizure a few years ago, so now they do a blood drive every year.

Some of them were old pros like Alisa here.


Me? I don't even know my blood type!

The needle was big, but I had to be brave and put on a show, y'know- I concealed my fear in jokes- as usual. I gave a pint, and I learned that I only had 8-12 pints in there...

That's a LOT of Bones to give away- I hope they realize how valuable it is!

I was proud that I did something, and was able to help out in remembering their friend Joe. Try it out sometime!

I gave 1/8 to 1/12 of myself away!!

I gave blood today at a blood drive bus. It was pretty cool, and I met some people from my neighborhood. A group had come together wh were friends of someone who died of a seizure a few years ago, so now they do a blood drive every year.

Some of them were old pros like Alisa here.


Me? I don't even know my blood type!

The needle was big, but I had to be brave and put on a show, y'know- I concealed my fear in jokes- as usual. I gave a pint, and I learned that I only had 8-12 pints in there...

That's a LOT of Bones to give away- I hope they realize how valuable it is!

I was proud that I did something, and was able to help out in remembering their friend Joe. Try it out sometime!