"IMPOSSIBLE!"



I keep hearing about what a shamelss self-promoter I am, and I say you're damn right.



BUT NOT TODAY.



TODAY, YOU, reader and friend, will experience something you have NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE!

NO self-promotion today AT ALL!

"IMPOSSIBLE!" you say? Well, instead you will get:



ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED- for instance:



1- Where the HELL is KUNDALINI KOMEDY?



2- Where do you find THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT in New York?



3- Why has BONES RODRIGUEZ been ranked #28 in a WORLD-WIDE contest?



4- Can you DISCOVER THE SECRETS to beautiful, radiant skin?



5- What music will CHANGE OUR NATION?



6- Who worte about MOZART in a FOURSOME??



7- Where do I find THE LAUGHTER in New York for FREE?



8- WHY will today's SMALL BUSINESSES be TOMORROW'S GIANTS?



9- Can I really LEARN HOW TO READ 3x FASTER after reading ONE email?



PLUS!- One EXTRA BONUS answer that will leave you shivering in your BONES!





ANSWERS:



1- Kundalini Komedy has been working on separate projects lately, but has begun formulating a plan to have a WILD FUNDRAISER to fund our projects of a FULL-LENGTH SHOW and our upcoming MOVIE! Look out for details- visit www.KundaliniKomedy.com



2- For those of you who are NOT looking to do you Valentine's Day Shopping strictly from rite-aid, my friend Curt Williams has the BEST VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT in New York, because it is a TAILOR-MADE EXPERIENCE- Visit : www.Everywhim.com Where they specialize in the creation of unforgettable EXPERIENCES that blur the line between fantasy and reality and transform the world in which you live.



3- What? Me? Yep- 28th in the WORLD on BURNOUT 2- a racing Videogame for Xbox. #28 for "BIG SURF" Track. Beat THAT! (is this self-promoting? Not really, it's a challenge....)



4- Before I was "Bones", I went to The Bronx High School of Science, where I met Barbara Smith, and her mom, GEORGIANA. Georgiana looks like she's thirty- here's why: www.georgianacreations.com- Where Georgiana's recipes for beautiful skin are brought directly to you.



5- I remember when Hip-Hop had me asking about what I was gonna do with my life; not how I was gonna end someone else's. Strength of a Nation,Vol 1. - a totally clean, hard hitting compilation album designed to uplift America’s youth. Strength of a Nation is setting a standard of responsibility and concern in the hip-hop community. www.cdbaby.com/source-



6- Mozart was freaky! My friend Jesse's mother wrote about the TRUTH! "Marrying Mozart," a novel about the life and loves of the young Mozart and a family of four beautiful musical sisters, has just been released by Viking Penguin. It is now available from dozens of booksellers online. http://www.StephanieCowell.com. She used to let us play Dungeons and Dragons in her living room!



7- That's right- FREE LAUGHTER! Where the HELL can you find that in NEW YORK? Well, thursday nights I'll be perform a little Stand-up along with some hilariously sick people at "DEEP THROAT 'EM AT TOTEM" (see what I mean) at Totem- 505 East 12th St between A and B. Every Thursday at 8pm. Come and get DEEP THROATED!



8- Donald Trump said that in the New Millenium, any business not on the web, will not be in business. My friend Jon Van Giesen and Fictional Company is making sure that artists and "small business" folks stay in business: Whether you're looking to host a site for yourself, a theater, record company, print magazine, webzine, or small business, FictCo has a hosting plan that's right for you, as well as several that are wrong for you. We recommend you choose the plan that's right for you. http://www.fictco.com



9- I get asked all the time for tips on speed reading. I tell people to use your finger and make your eyes follow your finger instead of the other way around. People say that they don't get it unless they sound out the words one by one. Here's proof that you don't need to do that at all:

"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.



Fcuknig amzanig huh?



I just tripled your speed. Trust me.



10- Here's the BONUS that will have you SHIVERING in your BONES! It's cold outside- if you go out without clothing, you'll be thrown in JAIL!



AND I NEVER PROMOTED ANYTHING OF MY OWN!!!!



P.S.- For those of you who are UNINSURED for your HEALTH- We have a new program-

This program is called the “BASIC MED PROGRAM” and includes the following:

1. Doctors

2. Hospitals

3. Ancillary Medical Services and

4. Prescriptions



The cost for this program is only $39.95 per month- www.YourHealthcareNetwork.com



P.P.S.- I couldn't resist- looks like you were right!







Let Your Light So Shine Before Men,

John "Bones" Rodriguez

Bones@BonesRodriguez.com

www.BonesRodriguez.com

WAYSO- What are you SCARED of?

I'm sending this before I chicken out...



WAYSO- It is a mantra, and a movement. WAYSO brings attention to the little, seemingly insignificant fears that govern our lives on a minute by minute basis. WAYSO empowers us to stop and analyze our fears, allowing us to live the free life we are all entitled to.



WAYSO.



One night as I was tossing and turning in my bed, I noticed how SCARED I was. I was SCARED about being wealthy enough, SCARED if I loved enough, SCARED if I was healthy enough, smart enough, good looking enough, sensible enough,



-SCARED enough.



I asked myself if I wanted to live this way, and feel this way. I asked myself- “What Are You Scared Of?”



WAYSO.



I’m not talking about the SCARED that is a mental disorder, I’m taking about a SCARED that is seen as “practical”, “prepared”., or “aware”. Often I find these little fears disguise themselves as “precautions”, or “practicalities”. But ask yourself- WAYSO?





I think I had become accustomed to the little voice in my head that mentioned all of the things to be scared of in every situation. So I started to ask myself –



WAYSO. And I answered. Then I asked again- WAYSO. And I answered. WAYSO. I asked until I found what the REAL FEAR was, and I decided that I didn’t want to be SCARED in some instances, and I was fine being SCARED in others. WAYSO.



It is a simple word- WAYSO. It has empowered me, and I believe it can empower all of us.



Please pass this short letter on to people you care about- we all could use help, and you could be the one who helps someone do something incredible. You could be the one who helps them get over being:



SCARED to say I love you,

SCARED to give,

SCARED to try,

SCARED to say,

SCARED to DO,

SCARED to feel,

SCARED to share,

SCARED TO SAY WAYSO,



SCARED TO JOIN THIS MOVEMENT AND PASS THIS LETTER ON.



Try it. If you don’t want to, ask yourself-



WAYSO.



Thanks, and Let Your Light So Shine Before Men,

Bones Rodriguez

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WAYSO

WEAR the mantra!

http://www.cafeshops.com/WAYSO