Seriously, this is probably the cleverest poem ever, but definitely the cleverest thing I'll ever do.
If I could Write a Poem
It would be about Her.
I would write a poem with
The Best Hyperbole Ever.
The similies would be as shocking
as an electric chair of metaphors
I would personify her beckoning eyes
the Onomatopoeia would thunder and roar
With a little allitteration, it would win her heart
But I'd ruin the rhyme, end with a pun
and so I'm too scared to properly meet her.
And then there's this one:
